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WTF Vintage Christmas Cards

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Dec - 25 - 2013
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When Santa threatens to show you his crack, it’s time to walk away from the greeting card.

What’s weird about this 1940s card is that the front is a Santa about to drop trou…and he transforms into a naked little girl? I’m lost.

Here, a selection of vintage holiday cards from the Victorian era up to the 1940s. They’re kind of weird.

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So, you’d send this 1940s era card to the progeny of an “itch”? I am currently trying to wrap my mind around this concept.

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Some time around the turn of the century, Santa’s sleigh broke down and he was forced to deliver presents in this jalopy.

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It’s not the escaped convict you should be worried about but rather the Santa on meth you find on the inside.

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You cross those legs, Sassy Santa. You cross ‘em real good.

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This 1907 greeting shows what happens to Santa’s body while in chimney transit. Smoke legs.

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Just in case you don’t get the joke of this 1948 card, I’ll spell it out for you: BIG BOOBS ARE FUNNY.

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These snowpeople of the past are actually quite cute…except Mr. Snowman looks like he’s about to cry.

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This rager pic is what you might see on Victorian-era Santa’s Facebook.

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1905: Nope. Just nope.

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These mini Santas: high on ‘nog, for sure.

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The face of a future psychopath.

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That one time, in 1910, when, in a moment of Christmas Eve exhaust, Santa lost himself. So much so that he became one with his surroundings.

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This Santa of the early 1900s: “Wassssssaaaaaahhhhh.”

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The most depressed snowman of the 1830s and the child who was immune to cold.

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America in 1930 was clearly the worst.

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It would appear this 1880 Santa didn’t think about proper baggage before leaving the house.

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This 1885 Santa would have been better off becoming a ballet dancer — nice 4th position, man!

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